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MY Five Factor Personality Profile

Your Five Factor Personality Profile


You have low extroversion.
You are quiet and reserved in most social situations.
A low key, laid back lifestyle is important to you.
You tend to bond slowly, over time, with one or two people.


You have medium conscientiousness.
You're generally good at balancing work and play.
When you need to buckle down, you can usually get tasks done.
But you've been known to goof off when you know you can get away with it.


You have medium agreeableness.
You're generally a friendly and trusting person.
But you also have a healthy dose of cynicism.
You get along well with others, as long as they play fair.


You have low neuroticism.
You are very emotionally stable and mentally together.
Only the greatest setbacks upset you, and you bounce back quickly.
Overall, you are typically calm and relaxed - making others feel secure.

Openness to experience:

Your openness to new experiences is high.
In life, you tend to be an early adopter of all new things and ideas.
You'll try almost anything interesting, and you're constantly pushing your own limits.
A great connoisseir of art and beauty, you can find the positive side of almost anything.

  • Current Music
    Albert Hammond, Jr. - Cartoon Music For Superheroes (Goodnight)
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My puppy Bella was put down last Wednesday evening, because her whole back half got paralysed last month. It was the most hardest decision to make.

She was only 4 years old (or 29 in human years), and even though she was the laziest pup she was also the gentlest and most adorable doggie in the world.

Miss you Bella.

All dogs go to heaven~
Evil Sheep, Red Eyes, Fluffy

Cars are for Idiots

Adventure! Discovery! Revelations!

Basically I found the old Trike which I thought we had got rid of years ago. Mummy broke her collarbone on it since it's brakes don't work...



She's got a metal plate and screws in her bones and everything. Anywhodickeys, this thing is total raw badass. Check it out now.

Singing Song 2

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Telling Bella a secret!

I was having too much fun and my head exploded.

So yep! I gotta get this puppy up and going again, all because... because... because I'll be on three wheels baby.
  • Current Music
    Cansei de Ser Sexy - let's Make Love and Listen to Death From Above
Evil Sheep, Red Eyes, Fluffy

Please hold me till my breath runs out

I just remembered - the other weekend was totally rad.

Walking down Karangahape Road, and who do I see? A dude from Callista! Holy moly I thought, and so I had a quick chat with the fellow. Very nice. And they put on a blimmin' freakin' crap-your-pants-tastic show. They've put my faith back into Christian music. (You see that? See what I did there? A great play on words. I didn't even think about it, magic happens whenever I write, I swear)
After that, when I did not even think for a second my day could get better, it smacked me in the face and told me YEAH! Damn well it can you blumpkin!

Involved Clothing have been around for a wee while now. I originally saw it scattered around on TradeMe, so noticing there was a store in close proximity to me I had to go have a look-see. The dude (who founded it I believe) was uber nice, and he does some funky shit. I love it. If you read this _______ (I'm pretty darn sure your name begins with T...I'll just call you Mr T from now on. Curse my memory!) I am gearing up bro, and dangit I have the need to get involved.

This weekend just past was nearly as awesome as the one I just described. I saw the new 007 mooovie and that was so action-packed I found it hard to be occupied with anything else. Not that I do anything else than watch the big moving thing on the big screen when I'm in a packed out cinema. No no. Carrying on quick like, Michael had his Birthday/Xmas/Sean's Birthday/possibly something else party. It was cool. The jukebox was pumpin' the mean sounds! Good stuff.

My Alsation does not want to go walkies with me on a burning hot day down the scorching hot tarsal country road. What a bitch.

I sold my car of 3 years, replacing her with not even any remorse. No I lie! I felt sad. No tears, but I never saw the new owners pick her up and whisk her away (those bastards). It was better that way. Who knows how that would have gone, but no doubt it would have been terrible. I woul dhave had to fight them off. A seven nation army would not be able to hold back my emotions. Or my HUGE punch/punch/kick combo.

New car doesn't even have a name yet. My Grandma tells me she was the first person to have a colour television in New Zealand. Or was it the first person on her street... the mystery!

Ending on a positive note, and to settle your curiosity, a blumpkin can be described like this: Receiving oral sex while taking a poo. So that makes it a Verb no? I didn't use it right = (
But please, only try this on the toilet, that seems more hygienic.
  • Current Music
    The Sound Of Animals Fighting - Act I: Chasing Suns
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Addicted To The Hand That Fed You

LiveJournal Username
The name of your zombie infested home town.
Your zombie killing weapon of choice.
How much do zombies scare you?
Oh noes!!11 A zombie! What do you do?
Blasting zombies left and right with a freaking twelve gauge. What do you think?artful_nashi
Curled into a fetal position crying their eyes out.animee_
Is pwning some zombies with Don't Stop Me Now playing in the background.bexling
Is sitting at home watching CNN and eating ice cream.whoopdeedooofoo
Get ripped to pieces by the zombies. Bummer.legolas63
Is the zombie king who you must destroy to end the zombie menace.takichan
Number of zombies you decapitate.196
Chances you survive the zombie swarm.
This Fun Quiz created by Rob at BlogQuiz.Net
Taurus Horoscope at DailyHoroscopes.Biz

  • Current Music
    The Mars Volta - Roulette Dares (This is the Haunt)
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Attack, and Fight for Every Breath.

Oh yeah my blog. Well I do love writing my bollocks for everyone to see. I also reckon it's fucking hilarious when I read my older entries. Holy crap, I hope these stay here forever, it's brilliant to read back and see what I did all those (couple of) years ago.

Because I truly find it hard to remember what I did . Seriously though. I need to feed off your sorrows.

Doubly seriously I need to do more. I need more time. More mojo. Well not more mojo. My charm is THRU the roof. That's what mojo is isn't it? Or is it sexuality. Or is it that weird pinky slimy thing on Austin Powers. Eeew.
  • Current Music
    Be Your Own PET - Love Your Shotgun
Awesome, Thomas Erak, Scream, Fall of Troy

Fresh Yourself Up

Inanimate objects 3 - Ben 0

I finally got reamed. By a giant tin box.

Well maybe not exactly like that. It shaved a large bit of skin off the feely side of my pinky though, as it fell from my usually iron-like grasp, smearing my digits like butter against the side of a work ute. But since things ALWAYS happen in threes, nothing can touch me now. At work anyway, which is a relief since it is a construction site. Very dangerous. Which is why they give us some kick ass white hats and fancy fluorescent vests.

Anyways, I'm going to do something I'm not proud of, but things are building up and I just haven't got around to putting them into paragraphs and giving this entry 'flow'. Not many can (usually) flow like me. If any.

Not many.

If any.

AFI Live = the awesome. Totally cool. All the songs they played were either from 'Sing the Sorrow' or 'Decemberunderground' apart from when they played 'God Called In Sick Today'. Would have been cool to hear some other oldies but no matter, the show was brilliant, with um..oh god I'm running out of good words to use. It was really awesome. That's all I need to say.

There has been an evil twin of me doing bad things lately.

Fuck stealing petrol is stupid. You know, if you use your own car to do it.

Kenny and I went to Spookers on Halloween. I thought it was fabulous! There was this trippy as 3D part, and all the painting on the wall stood out. So very cool. And then The Bleeders played. A good Tuesday Night.

There has been lots of cool Television Ads lately. My favourite is the C4 ad with everyone in the house (backed by the song 'K' by The Tutts), it's so wicked, I love it. And there's the Fresh Up ad! A stupid catchy little tune that has me saying it whenever I think of it. So watch out.

Big Boys Toys was on last weekend, it had lots of things I wanted. Like that Lamborghini Murcielago LP640 and mortar shells and woman revealing a large quota of skin.

I heard Tim Burton directed the new Killers video for 'Bones'. I haven't seen it yet but it will surely be cool. There will be skeletons and bones I reckon.

On a bit of a serious note, I get insanely jealous I have discovered (once again) over real little things. Then jealousy becomes rage, rage becomes hate, and hate leads to the dark side. I might elaborate on this later.

A power cut stuck last Thursday. Even though I have a surge protector it still somehow fucked my shiny blue power supply on my computer. So I had to get a new one.

Yes, this is the tenth segment. I had something planned to put here but it has exploded in proportions and is now going to need it's own entry. Stay tuned.

Much love to my people.
  • Current Music
    The Killers - For Reasons Unknown
Awesome, Thomas Erak, Scream, Fall of Troy

Past My Bedtime

White Rabbits! New month, gotta get me some LUCK!


Luck however, came at an inconvenience to Ben already this month. Getting into his car in the late afternoon, Ben noticed his vision obscured. For centuries, getting covered in bird shit has been precursory to good luck (citation needed). Ben may have even got a touch of good luck but one thing is for sure, he got a greater portion of CRAP-O-VISION (See: 1). 'Whatever,' thought Ben, 'I can outsmart this piece of crap.' The blades of the window wipers mixed with a stream of water attacked the foreign object.

It smeared (See: 2).

Have I ever told you I hate liquorice? A combination of things really has it set permanently in my 'disrespect' column. Firstly, it's hard to spell. I took me a few minutes to find out the right letters, and then some extra time finding out the correct way they go together to form the freaking word. It also tastes bad. Smell is also a factor, I don't think it smells too good. Coffee on the other hand, I love the smell of. But not so keen on the taste. Uh..

So Bebo's blog system is pretty half-assed. Can't add pictures or links, and if you can? Well it damn well isn't very obvious to me. It's as if God only made half a donkey during the creation of the world. Like, cut down the middle, from his nose to his bum. Fuck knows how that would move. Noah would have had to pray for some Anti-Stress tablets trying to get that thing on his massive Ark. It would have to waddle sideways I reckon, like a crab, except with only two legs. That's a pretty HALF-ASSED thing you did God. Ahaha. What a bastard!

I hit my funny bone when I was coming down a ladder. Remember when you could hit it and there was just pins and needles? Hell, that's probably all it's supposed to do. I must be hated by my arms. Pain got shot straight up through me forearm and settled in the side of my palm. No one seemed to care. I was alone.

Not to be outdone, the other inanimate objects at work must have put some money down on who could get me next. The tape measure succeeded by cutting into my middle finger. Kinda like a paper cut really. It also hurt. They say things happen in threes, so I'm a bit nervous wondering what will happen next. But just know....

You'll hear it here first!!

  • Current Music
    The Mint Chicks - Don't Turn Me On Just To Turn On Me
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Catch Up

Previously (as in, almost my whole life) I had never had any career aspirations, but since the opportunity has presented itself, I am now thinking that Air-Con and Refrigeration may be the way to go since I'm already in the field a bit.Just to show that it's not WHAT you know (that would result in disaster) but WHO you know (I have a large, very large extended family), my Uncle Bruce got me a job with his best friend and my now current Boss. He had some balls taking on someone who had never done anything at all remotely connected with such a field, but I thank him for doing such a thing. Doing a job that was out of my comfort zone has really paid off, and I've got a shitload more skillz that what I had being a lazy bum. Weird.

Now it's hard to talk about anything other than work. It dominates my life, but in a good, arousing way. So what else can I tell you about? Well tomorrow it's going to be Halloween. Me and K-Dawg are heading to Spookers to get scared like little girls and also see The Bleeders play, LIVE! I just hope it isn't too packed out with faggots who think they're too cool to be scared at an attraction they paid for to get scared at.

While The Bleeders are a decent band, I have never seen anything like The Mint Chicks playing live, which is what I got to witness Labour Weekend at the AUT Quad. Beyond words, beyond definition, but holy moly, absolutely fucking brilliant. At the Big Day Out '07 (which I totally looking forward to right now, more than anything else) I am dragging anyone I know to go see them. You will thank me later.

Oh yes you will! Yes you will!
  • Current Music
    John Frusciante - 666
Awesome, Thomas Erak, Scream, Fall of Troy


Sorry everyone.

Shortly just before Christmas had time to grace every small child's heart, I fell off a high level building's roof and violently threw myself into a deep coma. From the few people who have come to visit me, they had told me stories of the world and all that had happened in the months that I had been oblivious to. I feel as though I have missed so much. Everything is different, my input to the earth has been missing. Now I must do my part to make sure I am not ever forgotten again. I thank you, loyal reader, for the future, because I know you will come to my aid in this most solemn matter.

Actually. I'm lying.

You can though, loyal reader, help me in one small matter.

Now that I may or may not have your attention, which I'm pretty sure I'll have anyway when you realize what this is:

. . . I want everyone to go HERE so that for one, you can get the latest version of Messenger Plus! by Patchou, because it's awesome, and two that I have some more chances to win a PSP or a laptop. You may wonder why you want to help me win these things.

I'll tell you why.

1.  It will make me happy that I won.
2.  I haven't won anything before, so it will make me happy that I won.
3.  I'll feel as though my life is worth living, which will be a direct result of me being happy that I won.
4.  I can send you a picture of me using my fantastic new electronic device, with a massive smile on my lovely face, which will piss you off and make me happy (that I won).

Messenger Plus! 3.50

So get to it boys and girls.

Now preferably.

  • Current Music
    Kelly Clarkson - Since U Been Gone